Hi. Let me introduce myself.

My favourite place to do nothing but stand and look and breathe is Arkengarthdale.

I get migraines. They dictate my life and I hate them for it.

I’m a dog person, not a cat person.

I have a tattoo. One day I’ll get another one. Or two.

I want to live by the sea and write novels.

I make fantastic tortilla de patata.

I dye my hair red but I’m ash blonde underneath it all.

I have really poor balance. I won’t ever make a good unicyclist.

I used to be a teacher. In another life.

I’m married. We don’t have children. We will, one day, have dogs.

I build websites for friends, family and small businesses.

If that’s not enough, you can find out more about me on the web.